Thinking out Loud

17. Disnoid. Potterhead. Whovian. Band Geek. Wanderluster.
Welcome to the average life.

Dictionariana

Things I say: 

  • “Aww piss!” -Derogatory, similar use to “aw man”
  • “K BYE!”- Indifferent, usually used to escape an awkward moment
  • “Forever alone…”- Derogatory, used to describe self or others who have been abandoned or at least seem somewhat alone
  • “Mooooove bitch!”- Derogatory, used in hushed sing-song tone while locker is blocked, directed at whom I will refer to as “the locker blocker” 
  • “I NEVER LOVED YOU!”- Sarcastic derogatory, used as a retort to a claim of hate or abandonment, usually to make self seem like they’ve got the upper hand

Commonly used mannerisms include the sexual wink, sexual teeth licking, sexual animal claw, suggestive eyebrow raise, and the snap resulting in guns (sometimes accompanied by a mouth-click)

I’m a classy bitch. 

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